loadbearing.lol
The internet is currently held up by 55 blocks. Pay to become one of them.
$10 raised · 55 of 55 spots occupied
THE INTERNET
YYou're absolutely right!$0
Aa load-bearing TODO comment$0
Xxkcd 2347$0
Qquietly deprecated$0
TThe tests pass!$0
AAI slop$0
Llegacy jQuery$0
Ddelve$0
GGreat question!$0
/// rest of code unchanged$0
II see the issue!$0
Aa single semicolon$0
Pprod database (no backups)$0
DDave$0
Nnpm install$0
Aa cron job from 2014$0
Fforce-pushed to main$0
PPerfect!$0
Ttechnical debt$0
Tthe intern's regex$0
SStack Overflow (2011)$0
Cconsole.log('here')$0
Aan unpaid AWS bill$0
DDNS$0
Aa load-bearing Excel sheet$0
Hhopes and prayers$0
LLet me know if you'd like...$0
Vvibes$0
Aa merge conflict$0
Iif (true) { // careful }$0
Ooff by one$0
Rrobust and maintainable$0
II apologize for the confusion$0
Tthe staging environment$0
Cchmod 777$0
Wworks on my machine$0
Aa skipped code review$0
Tthe password sticky note$0
Pproduction-ready$0
Aa quietly deprecated seam$0
Kkubernetes (for a blog)$0
Tthe fax machine$0
WWould you like me to continue?$0
Ttrust me bro$0
Aa rubber duck$0a rubber duck — Has resolved more production incidents than the entire observability budget. $0
Tthe one guy in Nebraska$0the one guy in Nebraska — Since 2003. Unpaid. Unthanked. Load-bearing. $0
Cctrl+z$0ctrl+z — The version control strategy. $0
Aa 512-byte boot sector$0a 512-byte boot sector — Everything above it is opinion. $0
Tthe demo gods$0the demo gods — Appeased with sacrifice: one rehearsal, zero contingency. $0
''temporary' (2016)$0'temporary' (2016) — The most permanent word in software. $0
Aan expired SSL cert$0an expired SSL cert — Renews itself never. Discovered by customers, always. $0
Lleft-pad$0left-pad — 11 lines. Broke the internet once. Could do it again. $0
Tthe coffee machine$0the coffee machine — The actual single point of failure. $0
Tthis block$0this block — Intentionally left load-bearing. $10 makes it yours. You're absolutely right to be tempted. $0